care to try some Old Sport, old sport?
OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE
i can’t breathe
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
Not just “bee,” that’s a HONEY bee, thank you very much; those precious babies make you delicious food so let’s see some respect (and no not just honey, anything that needs pollination, like fruits and veggies)
when you play the game of thrones, you either win or you log off
(Source: cataidsontoast, via shoo-silly-old-dragons)
Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds
Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.
Read the complete story.
Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
Remember this brown girl.
I forgot to cat
Decided to dog.
(Source: ihavemyboydays, via alleybat)
this is by far my favorite tweet
(Source: damndimples, via zilens)
Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation — Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
(Source: an-egg, via outlaw-monarch)
well it doesn’t say it’s a multiple pepperonis pizza